Posts by Lori Dake

Whiskey lovers unite! Even if you're not particularly fond of the overall punk scene, there really is no place like Delilah's when it comes to getting schooled from their massive selection of whiskey, neatly categorized on its own menu by type, country of origin and year. The bizarre, morbid artwork gracing the walls spiral in your head faster than the libations that go down oh so smoothly, and the edgy music in the darkened rooms add to that overall effect of transporting your hum drum life into something a little more rebellious.

This is a bar lover's bar, make no mistake, which is surprisingly unpretentious in comparison to just about every other bar in the area. Finally, a place where everyone can feel just as welcome as their money is! Big kudos for that alone. Many a liver has been replaced due to this place, but yet no one seems to care. The punkiness has calmed down somewhat from its heyday, but Delilah's still has its overall FTW attitude that very few places in town can claim. The juke box has a great selection of music, but if the staff don't like what you picked, they do have a tendency to knock down the volume while your selection is playing and kick it back up when they approve.

Every section of Delilah's is the place to be: the bar staff and the majority of the patrons are pretty cool, and even a wait in line for the surprisingly clean bathrooms can be a place to strike up a good conversation and make new friends. Even the bar stools are comfortable, and probably need to be! After all, there are just so many interesting conversation starters to choose from! Drink specials throughout the week keep people coming back for more, and even on its busiest nights, the place is big enough to support actual chit chat with your group, whether you came with them or formed your posse right there and then.

One special word of mention is that the proportions of liquor to mixer will vary, based on the particular server, but it can go for the better. Many times, that JB and 7 will be almost all JB, and when there's a special going on, a ten spot can really go a long way! Unless you go to a genuine “bum bar”, you're not going to be able to stretch your dollar like that, that's for sure!

Ah yes, the Cubby Bear, where the party is sure to continue whether the Cubs win or lose, the Miller runs $5 a can (though no one complains out loud), and it seems that everybody in there needs to have their ID's double checked, due to the overwhelmingly young crowd. Even with its frat boy and trixie flaws, this bar is a must do after the game and has been a local institution for decades, even way back in the day when Wrigleyville was far from a hip place to see and be seen. Nice big tvs dot the overhead landscape, so no matter where you are, you can be sure you can see the game, just in case you left the bleachers a couple innings early. The bar staff knows a thing or two about mixing a decent drink, but don't expect the service to be exceedingly swift. Even so, it still is a pretty cool sports bar overall.

The Cubby Bear is also legendary as hosting some great underground bands of all genres and calipers. The intimate stage allows folks to get up close and personal with their favorites. Now while I personally find it to be a badge of honor, it can get pretty loud in there, so be prepared to have that after show ringing going on in your ears after a show.

If you want to actually feel your legs and hold a decent conversation with your buds, stop by on an off season weekday. The food is nothing special, but the people in there will be a little more mature (on all levels!) and it really is a great sports bar. This is also one of the places in town that hosts live band karaoke on Wednesday nights, which really knocks up the rock star status a few notches for the daring few, and it tends to make mediocre singers sound a whole lot better.

So yes, make no mistake, they're definitely open year round, because the Cubby Bear does not believe in waiting 'til next year to have a good time.

Now here is a place that, yes, is in massive need of a rehab, because The Congress sure does look like it's ready to fall apart at any second when the lights are on. But when the lights are down and people are hopping, the flaws are hidden and its old school charm really shines through.

There are quite a few other pluses worthy of mention that cancels out the negatives and makes this place great to catch a show and shake your money maker! The high domed ceiling is a true piece of art which provides great sound when the place is full. The floor below is sloped at just the right degree, making any place you stand or dance not only comfortable but also a great spot to see the raised stage. The mezzanine theatre seating upstairs is first come, first served, so early arrivals who aren't there to mosh or dance can enjoy the show in comfort and provides a spectacular view of everyone below. And the bathrooms may not be the most tidy but the lines even to the women's rooms aren't all that bad.

Now while catching a cab on this stretch of Milwaukee is still a rarity, The Congress has really stepped up on the parking issue by utilizing the big lot down the street at the CVS, and it's only a few blocks away from the all night Blue Line, which is a couple short stops away from the happening Wicker Park scene. Also, one of my favorite Mexican restaurants, El Cid, is right down the street, which provides free parking at that same CVS lot, so crafty show goers could go there first for great food and margaritas!

Now since the place is so much bigger than even the mighty Metro, big name bands have been venturing over to this venue instead of even the House of Blues downtown. That is really a blessing, because people who want to park on the street can do so within a few blocks. With any luck, the bigger shows will put some money into that rehab coffer and help revitalize the surrounding neighborhood. Also, while beer may be on the pricey side here, the last time I was there, the guys were coming back from the bathroom with beer in hand, due to witty vendors selling two by two to guys waiting in the urinal lines. Now if that doesn't add to the convenience, than the cheap coat check available certainly does!

Humboldt Park is a neighborhood that is in a constant state of change, but there are some things that never will. One of its many main stays is the California Clipper, a place that has really rolled with it but firmly holds onto its roots. And hey – where else are you going to find a bar that has grape soda on the fountain gun and has a bingo night? Seriously! That cool grape goodness makes for some fun vodka and gin mixes!

This place screams retro, but it's really not, because all that vintage red decor and lighting has been around about as long as that rusty lighted sign out front. It's about as jazzy as the Green Mill but with a mix of rockabilly and other fun styles blended together to make for a fun night. This is one of the few places where you can order something from the way back machine like a Tom Collins or a bourbon mixer and the bartender can do it without dusting off a recipe book, and yet are equally talented to whip up a flirty Cosmo all the same. People who frequent the lounge come from all walks of life, from hipsters to And since its location is right by the huge park itself, those wanting to start off when the sun is still out can chill out there, too. Snack on some tamales or corn from the outdoor vendors beforehand and go with it.

Now yes, granted, Humboldt Park still has its very seedy side to it, so it's probably not a good idea to go wandering off California Avenue after dark, unless you travel in packs. Parking can be tricky later at night as well, but nowhere near as hard as around other popular hangouts. But fifteen years ago, locals said the same thing about neighboring Wicker Park and Bucktown, so the general synopsis states the trend towards a better neighborhood will definitely follow. I say, embrace that state of flux and revel in it while you still can!

Hands down, one of the most popular venues in the city is The Metro, and it's actually a terrific launch pad for some of the best up and coming acts for touring musicians. And, whether you want to mosh down in the pit or chill upstairs at one of the cocktail tables or bars, every single spot at the Metro is the spot to see and be seen. If you have one iota of doubt about catching a show here, just drop it! Get your tickets now before your favorite band ends up playing the Allstate next summer! And I really mean get those tickets right away, because this place sells out A LOT!

Just about every genre finds its way to the wonderful stage, be it indie, world, hip hop, rock, metal or whatever. One day, 14 year old punk kids can be lining up around the corner, and the next day can be a casual crowd of 40 something’s. Since the place is set up in mezzanine levels with standing only space at the bottom, there are quite a few good spots to catch the bands, with great sounds traveling throughout. Shows actually start on time around here, so you should be, too. Dress as lightly as possible, as things can get rather hot and sticky inside, even in early February.

The bad stuff: Be very aware the rentacops there are nowhere near cool, so do not, under any circumstances, give them a reason to mess with you. The regular staff, however, are pretty cool people and have a habit of breaking their own rules for people who give them a show of respect. Also, drink before you get there, because with Schlitz going at $3, you just know everything else is a little too pricey. Don't even bother getting a tap, because those lines haven't been cleaned in years! If a Cubs game is playing across the street, note that finding parking will be a nightmare. And yes finally, there is no smoking and no in and out: once you're in, you're in for the night, so chew some gum, you nic-fitters! But hey – you're there to see an awesome show, right? Then see the show and forget about the hassles!

Where oh where in Chicago can one take in a live performance featuring the likes of Gary Sinise, Terry Kinney and John Mahoney and maybe even the incredible John Malkovich, all within an intimate, true theatre setting, where every seat is a great one? Steppenwolf Theatre, my dear!

Not only is this place fabulous for seeing true live theatre, but so many of the shows themselves are absolute treasures, with actors who have a knack for hitting the nail on the head when it comes to truly understanding the Chicago culture. Witty, thought provoking, powerful, and dare I say sensual and even bad ass! The Goodman will never get that description, I'm sure! While blue bloods are most certainly welcome to attend, regular Joes who may be leery of seeing a production will thank me profusely for sending them here! Hollywood will never be able to capture the pure energy that is Steppenwolf.

The production quality is beyond all expectations, many times leaving folks with their jaws agape at the sheer investments. Even so, these guys haven't forgotten who makes this place tick and thanks them in several ways, like providing a reasonably priced parking lot in an otherwise impossible area (including time for some grub afterwards!), and by offering tickets at half price an hour before the show. Since shows rarely sell out, scoring a seat can wind up costing as little as $10! If you're looking for the seriously edgy and raw, you may want to check out performances held in the Garage Theatre.

Of course, the Steppenwolf is more than just a place to catch some great performances by real actors, as it's also a performing arts school, again giving it credence as a theatre that truly nurtures its talent. After all, this is the birth place of some of the best Hollywood has to offer, so it's only right they keep up with that tradition.

So yes, yes, yes! Hit the box office and see what sparks your interest. And leave the formalwear in the back of the closet – save that for your cousin Bob's wedding.

If you have spent more than a single week in Chicago and have not tried a deep dish pizza, you should be absolutely ashamed of yourself! This is the stuff we're known for, so take pride in where you're at and dig in! That first bite should be artfully crafted by one of the members of the Big Four*, and Lou Malnati's is certainly one of them.

What sets apart Lou Malnati's from the other members of the deep dish board is the fact that it's just a little bit different and a little bit... well, more. The owner honed his craft from working at Uno's, where the deep dish idea came from, and then embellished on it. Since Chicagoans are partial to sausage rather than pepperoni, the pizzas from here really focus on that. One full layer is laid out, so not a single bite misses out on that greasy, spicy goodness. The other signature ingredient is loads and loads of big, chunky tomatoes! These pizzas really add a whallop of flavor!

Personally, I prefer to go with a pie that is heavy in onions, and this is one of the few places that not only supplies its customers with the right amount of ingredients (which is A LOT!), but has a working knowledge of how to slice and cook them. This may seem pretty elementary or even nit picky to the pizza novice, but to us pie experts, this is critical! Otherwise, why bother adding toppings if they can't be tasted?

Perhaps the one oddity with Lou Malnati's is its main location, in the northern border burb of Lincolnwood, instead of the city proper. Perhaps the founder unwittingly opened his business here just to prove he really could whip up a pie better than his mentor, and he wanted to prove it with being as far away as he could and still get great business!

So, if you like your pizza so big and dense that it can be exchanged for a spare tire, then be sure to give Lou Malnati's a try. And yes, try the others, too, at least for comparison! Your diet may hate you, but your taste buds will be forever grateful.

* The other three, in no particular order, are: Uno's / Due's, Gino's East and Giordanos.

One of Chicago's more recent additions to the vegetarian restaurant scene is Lakeside Cafe, up near the Evanston border. It's delicious, carcass free and organic twist on old favorites and contemporary flavors makes it a place everyone should try out at least once... and after that first bite, no doubt you'll be hooked! Who said healthy has to taste like leaves and twigs?

Two of the most popular entrees are the seitan gyros with vegan cucumber sauce and the Tao bowl, which is a full meal for only $6! Let me tell you, I know my gyros, and this is definitely it! Lots of oregano and thyme throughout – the look, taste and texture were all present and accounted for! All that was missing was all that grease, which isn't a bad thing.

Vegan and dairy based mozzarella cheese is available for ordering pizzas, and the Shepherd’s Pie is absolutely wonderful. Specials change nightly, along with monthlies thrown in for good measure. Lots of great juices are also available, as is fair trade coffee and tea. However, what makes Lakeside a solid standout is their absolutely sinful all vegan dessert menu. Blondies, brownies and cakes, oh my! Generous portions, made in house, with all the flavor you'd expect of a dessert item, and blessedly low on the density. What more could anyone else possibly ask for?

Now attached to this cozy little nook is the Inner Metamorphosis University (where that IMU sign comes from out front!). It features classes in meditation and dancing, along with vegetarian cooking, which the owner is more than happy to embellish upon. However, don't let that title fool you, as she's probably one of the most laid back individuals ever to grace a kitchen. Her overall personality really shows in the restaurant's overall decor, including the beautiful ivy draping the walls.

To be honest, the one “bad” thing about this place is the neighborhood it's based in. The eastern portion of Roger's Park can be downright scary for those outside the area, so it's best to keep your wits about you when going there after dark. Red line train riders should get off at Jarvis and not Howard, and drivers should circle until they find parking on Howard itself, making sure nothing of value is visible. With that one caveat in mind, making the trek out to Lakeside is well worth the little extra effort.

Whether you're looking for a place to take the kids that is a little bit different from everywhere else, or you just want to be a kid yourself, take a ride down south Harlem to Haunted Trails, where the classic haunted house theme meets miniature golf, and a whole lot more!

This Chicagoland mainstay has become an institution for folks since the '70s, and even though things around the Trails may seem a bit dated these days in comparison to all of the high tech gizmos out there, there are some things that just seem to get better with age. Miniature golf, go karts, genuine arcade games and batting cages are about as Americana fun that you can get!

What makes this mini golf location truly unique and outstanding is the overall theme. There's a giant Frankenstein towering over everyone, donning a purple suit and yellow tie wielding an axe, which looks strikingly similar to one of those giant Muffler Men you sometimes come across. The trash cans dotting the landscape are cartoony ghosts, and there's an acid bath pool with a skeleton floating in it. Cool, right? Dracula makes an appearance as well, as does the Creature from the Black Lagoon, ready to strike an unsuspecting fisherman.

For those wanting to avoid the little kid crowds, be sure to head out there after 7pm. That still leaves you with enough hours to get in at least one round of golf, a few good swings in the cages, enough Skee-Ball to cash in for a novelty comb, as well as a few rides on the go karts. There's even karaoke for those of you who really love getting in your fix. And yes, there's even a haunted house there to compliment all that classic Fangoria!

In short, anyone who ever wants to be able to call themselves a true Chicagoan needs to visit Haunted Trails at least once in their lifetime. It's a great place to hang out, with or without the kids. And hey: With places like this still around, why any mom would arrange a birthday party at a completely generic, overly corporate, “giant rat” infested pizza parlor is beyond me.

Feeling like every bar you plan on hitting is pretty much going to be the same experience? Want to make an escape to the tropics but can't afford the time off? Then take a quick ride out to the nearby western burbs to River Grove's world famous retro tiki-themed bar, Hala Kahiki! It's a little sliver of paradise this side of Maui.

Regulars and first timers agree, there is just no other place around that's quite like it! The decor is very reminiscent of kitschy old school Polynesian night clubs, complete with tiki torches, palm fronds, bamboo awnings and wicker furniture. Sweet and exotic drinks fill the menu, complimented with music pumped through you just won't find anyplace else. There's even a gift shop where you can pick up cute little toys, leis and other novelty items. With all that said, this place most obviously serves as a great place to hold a luau, or in us mainland layman's terms, a girl's night out! Then again, there are some pretty dark and tucked away corners that you might want to consider bringing that special someone to!

Of course, no bar's layout matters if the drinks aren't able to live up to the ambiance, but anyone who has ever had a Mai Tai here can assure you it does! Tropical fruits abound, mixing coconut milk and pineapple juice with just about every mixer. Go with the flow and skip the standard orders. You know you've always wanted to order a drink served in a coconut, perhaps with those cute little umbrellas, so here's your chance! If it's warm outside, be sure to hit the patio deck – it's very lush and laid back.

So if you've never been, be sure to check out Hala Kahiki. Besides: Where else are you going to find exotic drinks so sweet it hurts your teeth and can knock you on your keister at the same time?